I’m an Egg Pancake; Stay Away From Me (我是一個蛋餅，離我遠一點)
Music & Lyrics: NiceChord (好和弦)
Vocal: AiKO (艾可)
我是一個蛋餅
I’m an egg pancake
躺在熱油鍋裡
lying in a hot frying pan
蔥花火腿玉米
with green onions, ham, and corn.
不要把我吵醒
Don’t wake me up.
舒服 舒服 舒服 真舒服
It’s comfy, comfy, comfy, super comfy.
老闆把我捲起
The boss rolls me up
放我到盤子裡
and puts me on a plate.
現在要到哪去
Where are we going now?
氣氛有點詭異
The vibe is a bit weird.
不要 不要 我不要 我不要
No, no, I don’t want to, I don’t want to!
前面這個人類
This human in front of me
該不會是打算要把我吃掉吧
couldn’t possibly have decided they’re going to eat me, right?!
你想做什麼
What are you doing?!
不要把黏稠液體擠到我身上
Stop squeezing sticky, thick liquid on me!
不要用筷子碰我
Don’t touch me with your chopsticks!
上面都是口臭食物殘渣的味道
Your disgusting food breath is all over it!
我已經警告你了
I already warned you!
你再一直過來我就要尖叫了喔
If you keep approaching, then I’m definitely going to scream!
走開 趕快給我走開
Go away! Hurry and get away from me!
啊 啊 救命啊 趕快放我下來
Ah, ah, save me! Hurry and put me down!
你這個可怕的人類 吃東西之前你有洗手了嗎
Hey, you scary human, did you wash your hands before eating?!
啊 救命啊 這裡有個變態
Ah, save me! There’s a pervert over here!
看我用力翻滾 把醬油膏都噴到你臉上
Watch me roll with all my might and spray all my soy sauce paste on your face!
啊 救命啊 趕快放我下來
Ah, save me! Hurry and put me down!
吃蛋餅配大冰奶 你是等一下很想拉肚子嗎
You’re eating an egg pancake with a big glass of cold milk?! You’re just asking for diarrhea later!
啊 救命啊 這裡有個變態
Ah, save me! There’s a pervert over here!
看我使用脫逃術 把餡料掉到桌子上
Watch me use my escape artist techniques and drop all my fillings onto the table!
我是一片蛋餅
I’m a piece of an egg pancake.
離我遠一點
Stay away from me.
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